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We kick off this week in international headlines as fresh new Pope Francis rocked the religious world by coming down from his gilded palace on high to inform the unwashed masses that being an atheist is A-OK.  Will this be sufficient cause to slay Godwin's Law once and for all?  It remains to be seen.  What can be safely assumed is that if you are an atheist who does "good", "good" can or must not include:
-  having or providing abortions
-  having premarital sex
-  having protected sex
-  having the gayness

But, you know, other than that, thumbs up!  Swing open those pearly gates and come on in, Atheists of Great Works!

Happy Friday, Toronto! Before you all flee to cottage country for the long weekend, why not take a moment to educate yourselves on the weekly happenings of the world around you?  And WHAT a week it has been! Out on the west coast, BC pollsters have successfully collated enough data to prove once and for all that they do not deserve to have jobs.  In light of their shockingly wrong predictions, coupled with similar results in Alberta and Quebec, many are now seeking ne


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Today is the day before my 27th birthday, and I am afraid. The fear in my head is not the kind of dread you feel in the immediate, say, at the sight of something shocking.  It isn't a feel of paranoid unease, either.  Rather, it is a fear brought about by a persistent and unquiet uncertainty, a simmering pot of question stew, bubbling up with chunks of "what if"s  "should I"s . I have just finished my last day of work at my primary source of income.  If I


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The Top 10 Best Sci-Fi Movies You've (probably) Never Heard Of Before we proceed to #1, first, the list until now: #10:  Renaissance #9:  Strange Days #8:  Outland #7:  A Wind Named Amnesia #6:  The Quiet Earth #5:  Sleep Dealer #4:  The Man From Earth #3:  Anna to the Infinite Power #2:  Dark Star And without further ado, we're on to...


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Sci-Fi Month: REDUX #7

The Top 10 Best Sci-Fi Movies You've (probably) Never Heard Of Previous week's entries are here: #10: Renaissance #9: Strange Days #8: Outland And now we're on to... #7:  A Wind Named Amnesia (1990)


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Sci-Fi Month: REDUX #8

The Top 10 Best Sci-Fi Movies You've (probably) Never Heard Of #8:  Outland (1981) What It Is Sean Connery (OH YEAAAHHH) plays Federal Marshal William O'Neil, a grizzly old veteran who has just transplanted his family from Earth to the rugged frontier of Io, where he joins the security detail of a major mining outpost.  The outpost is managed by Mark Sheppard (Peter Boyle, of Ev


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Sci-Fi Month: REDUX #9

The Top 10 Best Sci-Fi Movies You've (probably) Never Heard Of #9:  Strange Days (1995) What It Is The cyberpunk brainchild of two people you might be familiar with - James Cameron and Kathryn before-she-was-big Bigelow - and starring a powerhouse cast that includes Ralph Fiennes, Angela Bassett, Juliette Lewis, Tom Sizemore and Vincent D'Onofrio.  Strange Days depicts a chaotic


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It's back! This time last year, I decided to declare April my unofficial Sci-Fi month, where I blog about my favourite genre fiction.  Last April, I did up a list of my top 10 shows and top 10 movies, one roughly every weekday. This year, I'm going to have just the one top 10 list, but it's one that I think will intrigue even die-hard fans.  In terms of a ranking system, these are again just my personal opinions based on how I felt the movie ranked alongside its fello


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This Week in The Place You Love to Hate (AKA Toronto)

Our top story this week:  this blogger works 18 days straight at a minimum of 8 hours per day for a total of INSANITY.  Padded room at 11. In actual news, Toronto Councillor Giorgio Mammoliti has revealed evidence of a massive conspiracy against him that includes email hacking and a threatening letter.  Now the envy of paranoid nutters everywhere, Mammoliti goes on to say that he


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I was sick yesterday!  I plead the plague! Here's the intro and #5 Here's #4 And here's #3 Today I wrap up my fabulous five funny ladies of the internet in celebration of International Women's Day!  Without further ado, it's on to #2...


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The Fabulous Five: Number Three

Number 4 is here! Number 5 (and intro) is here! #3:  Sarah Schneider It's entirely possible that you've seen Sarah Schneider in several places, but had no idea just who she was.  The name sounds familiar, right?  Here, let's put an office behind her:


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International Women's Day is this Friday (March 8), and I wanted to take the week leading up to it to talk about the women in the world who give us all the greatest gift possible:  laughter.  INTERNET laughter. Comedy is not an easy thing to begin with, but putting that comedy out onto the world wide web is akin to putting yourself before a slice of humanity that reeks of troll dung and mothers' basements.  The risks are great, but so are the rewards. The women on thi


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This week, we kick off our rundown of stories with former Tory adviser and University of Calgary Professor Tom Flanagan's comments from a seminar at the University of Lethbridge (that's Calgary Junior), regarding child pornography: “A lot of people on my side of the spectrum, the conservative side of the spectrum, have been on kind of a jihad against pornography and child pornography in particular. And I certainly have no sympathy for child molesters, but I do have some grave doub


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Our top story this week, beloved literary icon Anne of Green Gables has been repackaged as a blonde saucy cowgirl for the latest edition of Lucy Montgomery's public domain novel.  And if you think this is a triviality, a spokesperson for The Anne of Green Gables Licensing Authority Inc has stated that such a radical diversion from the character's origins merits "a full meeting of the (Montgomery/Macdonald) clan".  That's right, Amazon.com.  We're going to go full Highl


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This Week in the Land That Time Forgot (AKA Toronto)

This week, Rob Ford triumphantly returns to his gilded hall, having staved off termination at the hands of Paul Magder and Clayton Ruby (more nefarious monikers this blogger has yet to hear).  All is not sunny and rainbows in the realm of Ford, however, as a Forum Research poll released shortly after his press conference demonstrates that in most one-on-one matchups, he ends up the biggest l


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This Week in the Centre of the Universe (AKA Toronto)

At the top of our heap of stories, Rob Ford's administration finally passes a budget while simultaneously voting against it in a landmark move being described as "breathtakingly idiotic."  Deflecting attention from Ford's record-breaking attempt at lunacy, ally and goon-at-large Giorgio Mammoliti floats the idea of a boat casino to increase revenue in place of sanity.  Mammoliti eased f


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